Hands Free Anal

Posted: December 9, 2016 in Anal Sex, Chastity, Fetish, Kinky, Male Chastity, Orgasm Denial

Had a little fun at home alone this afternoon and the poetic juices kind of started flowing! I couldn’t help but to just write it down and get a post out here before I changed my mind…  This may be just a tiny bit “raunchier” than my normal blog entry and definitely NSFW!

I fucked myself in the ass today,

    just something I wanted to try.

I fucked myself in the ass today,

    a thought that could make many a grown man cry!

I fucked myself in the ass today,

    with a large dildo on a pole.

I fucked myself in the ass today,

    pressing deep into my darkest hole.

Standing tall with my legs spread wide,

    then laying flat with nowhere to hide.

Still locked and chaste

    there’s no need for haste.

I can just enjoy the elation

    of a wonderful sensation!

I fucked myself in the ass today,

    “working from home” may never be the same.

I fucked myself in the ass today,

    and I absolutely feel NO shame!

I fucked myself in the ass today,

    some may say that’s bad.

But I fucked myself in the ass today,

    and it may well have been the best I’ve ever had!

So, yea… that happened.  Obviously I can’t touch myself or have an orgasm without Angel (and no she was NOT present for this…) but there is still plenty of temptation for other avenues of solo pleasure sometimes!  She hasn’t seen this “toy” yet, either.  But now that I’ve given it a little test run I can’t wait to break it out some day with either her or I impaled on it for the other’s benefit!  🙂



I’ll Be Locked For Christmas

Lyrics by: pcguy0681
Music by: Dying Seed
To the tune of Bing Crosby’s classic melody: “I’ll Be Home For Christmas”

  1. Honeykissme says:

    Thanks for sharing. I’ve always been curious about toys and would love to try them out.

  2. gouli68 says:

    Filled with a metal buttplug is a great pleasure for me. Did you try ?

  3. Fallen Saint says:

    Hot damn! fans self xx

  4. That’s an awesome toy! Where did you get it? Did you find that you really could fuck yourself well in that position? Once you get it in is it pretty much hands free? I’m jealous, but I often find myself a little jealous when I see what fun you two have!

    As for anal orgasms…as long as it works within your relationship and your rules, get yourself a prostate stimulator. A vibrating one works awesome, but I recently experienced a stainless steel one that was well applied and worked awesome too. You can have an amazing, and totally different type of orgasm that way without touching your cock at all and without even having an erection sometimes.

    • pcguy0681 says:

      Thanks! Here’s a link:

      I know I didn’t really elaborate on HOW I used it. It’s extendable, right, so first I cuffed my feet to it and just extended it out as far as I could get by myself while standing up. That was nice, but maybe not ideal for solo play… I could see that position being useful with a partner, and maybe getting a little spanking or something at the same time? (In case it wasn’t clear where MY fantasies lie! 🙂 )

      So then I shortened the bar a bit and very gently lowered myself to the floor, lying on my stomach. At that point yes, I could go completely hands free by working my legs back and forth to keep it thrusting as deep as I cared to take it. Being locked and unable to touch was definitely a bit frustrating there but really just kind of added to the experience! It was quite fun and felt amazing, which is why I was still rather giddy a little later when I wrote up this post! 🙂

      • Thanks for sharing. I’ve been curious about spreader bars and would love to try one, especially with a dildo attachment. I totally get what you mean about being locked being both frustrating and a turn on.

  5. minion dan says:

    Great poem and I can’t wait to hear about what Angel thinks of your new toy! It looks like a lot of fun grins

  6. Wow! I’m in awe. Curious what Angel will think about your sneak around the hands off rule? I think I’d enjoy a creative moment thinking of an appropriate penance😏

    • pcguy0681 says:

      Honestly she probably won’t care much, as long as I’m not getting myself unlocked for orgasms or anything without her. And no, at least at this point I’ve never been able to have one from anal alone…

      Once I introduce a new toy to Angel, I think she usually pretty much assumes I’ve already checked it out as much as possible ahead of time! 🙂 She will eventually get to see/experience this one too, but it’s getting into a pretty h ectic time of year for her so it might just be a little while..

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